Cannabis UX testing & audits

UX testing from a different perspective.

Real usability audits conducted under the influence of cannabis. Unfiltered observations. Genuine friction points. Honest feedback your sober team might never surface.

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e-commerce audit
mostly there
Checkout flow — apparel store
shopdemo.example.com/checkout
Shipping options hidden behind a collapsed accordion I didn't know existed. Took 3 minutes to find.
Progress bar is super helpful here. Knew exactly where I was in the flow.
"Continue" button color blends into the background. Near invisible. Stared at this for a while.
Promo code field was satisfying to interact with. Clear, immediate feedback.
Tested Apr 8, 2026 standard audit
how it works

Simple process, honest results.

You submit a URL. I get stoned and use your site. You get an honest report of what happened.

step 01

Submit your site

Share your URL and the specific flows, pages, or interactions you want tested. The more context, the better the report.

step 02

I test it

Your site gets put through its paces. Every sticking point, every confusing label, every rabbit hole gets documented in real time.

step 03

You get the report

A structured written report with specific findings, annotated observations, and actionable suggestions. Delivered within 3 business days after testing.

pricing

Straightforward. No surprises.

Two options depending on how much ground you need covered. Additional time on either audit is billed at the rates below.

Standard audit

Up to 3 pages or flows

$199

flat rate

+ $100 / hr if additional time is needed

  • Written report with findings
  • Annotated observations
  • Delivered in 3 business days
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Extended audit

Up to 9 pages or flows

$349

flat rate

$75 / hr if additional time is needed (25% off the standard rate)

  • Everything in standard
  • No page or flow limit
  • Deeper narrative per section
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sample reports

What you actually get.

Specific, honest observations from a stoned spectator.

E-commerce — Checkout standard

Checkout flow audit

This checkout works — I completed a purchase — but there are a handful of moments that slowed me down enough to notice. Nothing catastrophic, but two of them are the kind of friction that quietly drives cart abandonment. The shipping options issue in particular will cost real money if it hasn't already.

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SaaS — Onboarding extended

Onboarding flow audit

The bones are good — the product clearly works — but the onboarding flow asks too much of the user too early, and several key moments rely on copy that either misleads or under-explains. A confused user on day one is a churned user by day seven.

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common questions

Good things to know.

Is this actually useful feedback or just a novelty?

Both. The reports are written seriously and the observations are real. But the format is also something you'll want to share with your team. The best UX insights come from unexpected angles — and this one surfaces things that sober testing might miss entirely.

What kinds of sites benefit most from this?

Anything with flows that require sustained attention — onboarding, checkout, forms, dashboards. The testing tends to surface over-complicated copy, non-obvious navigation, and visual hierarchy issues that only show up when cognitive load is slightly elevated.

What does the report actually look like?

The sample reports on this site are real examples. Each one covers a specific flow with step-by-step observations, findings categorized by severity, and a narrative from the testing session. You'll receive yours as a private webpage, password-protected and yours alone.

Can I share the report with my team or clients?

Yes. The report is yours to use however you like. Share it internally for laughs and useful data or use it as part of a design review. Both are valid uses.

How do I submit a site for testing?

Click the request button below or in the nav to send an email. Include your URL, the specific pages or flows you want covered, and any context about your goals. I'll confirm availability and send an invoice before getting started.

Do you also do development work?

Not here — but if your report surfaces issues you need help fixing, Creative Vets handles exactly that. Senior-level web and application development, no runaround.

Ready to see your site differently?

Starting at $199. Delivered in 3 business days.

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