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What you actually get.

Real reports from real sessions. The sites are fictional, the observations aren't.

E-commerce — Checkout standard
mostly there

Checkout flow audit

shop.fictionalbrand.com — cart through order confirmation

This checkout works — I completed a purchase — but there are a handful of moments that slowed me down enough to notice. Nothing catastrophic, but two of them are the kind of friction that quietly drives cart abandonment. The shipping options issue in particular will cost real money if it hasn't already.

1 critical 4 issues 3 observations 4 positives
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SaaS — Onboarding extended
needs work

Onboarding flow audit

app.fictionaltask.io — signup through first project creation

The bones are good — the product clearly works — but the onboarding flow asks too much of the user too early, and several key moments rely on copy that either misleads or under-explains. A confused user on day one is a churned user by day seven.

2 critical 5 issues 3 observations 4 positives
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the user is  stoned

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